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  Green Eggs in Hell
Weirdness Posted by Marfiza on March 02, 2002 @ 12:44 PM
from the is-a-godderel-to-live-in-a-doggerel? dept.

I finally followed through on it...
<evil grin>

"Well, well, well."
"What's that smell?"
"Ain't it swell? This is Hell.
As for me, I'm Samael.
Have a seat and rest your legs.
Have a dish of my green eggs.
Have several, you really should.
Try them! Here! They're wikkid good!"

"I will not eat green eggs in Hell,
I will not eat them, Samael!
I will not eat them in the fire,
nor with the demonic choir.
I will not eat them in the pit,
I will not eat them mixed with... IT.
I will not with the Sabbath Goat,
I will not in old Charon's boat.
I will not eat them here or there,
that Vergil guy can have my share.
I will not in the flaming lake,
with Milton, Dante, or with Blake.
I tell you right now, Samael,
I will not eat green eggs in Hell!
Get thee behind whoever sent thee!
I won't eat them with nepenthe.
I will not eat them by the Styx,
I will not eat with heretics,
I will not eat them in the mud,
nor in that stream of boiling blood.
I will not eat them with the wrathful,
by the cup or by the bathful.
I won't eat them with usurers,
I won't with the false counsellors,
with tyrants, buggers, suicides,
nor even the unsanctified.
One thing is certain, which is this:
I will not eat green eggs in Dis!"

"Don't be such a Pollyanna --
c'mon, c'mon, you know you wanna!
What, you some kind of epicure?
You will like them, I am sure!
Here's a trowel, dig right in --
it's really just a venial sin..."

At which point (for which ye may be truly thankful),I ran out of steam...

Heh.

      -- M



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    Re: Green Eggs in Hell
    by Mordecai on Saturday March 02, @03:57PM
    With properly demonic illustrations this is so good it could actually be marketable. The parody provisions of fair use might cover your ass on copyright, or you always try to license from the Dr. Seuss estate :-)

    Re: Green Eggs in Hell
    by Samael on Sunday March 03, @05:22AM
    And for my next trick, "Horton hears a Khu".....

    • Re: Green Eggs in Hell
      by Mordecai on Sunday March 03, @02:37PM
      Followed, no doubt, by The Horax and The Cad In The Had.


      • Re: Green Eggs in Hell
        by Marfiza on Monday March 04, @01:33AM
        You boyz gotta be more careful, I 'bout injured myself when I read those...

        As for me, like my lovely wife, I'd rather smoke green buds in Hell... ;)

             - M


    Re: Green Eggs in Hell
    by Ruin Rust on Monday March 04, @10:20AM
    Wow, usually I don't find such things funny but that was really good. Try cooking eggs in a pan with onions.

    Why are chickens the only animal we eat before its born and after it's dead?

    • Re: Green Eggs in Hell
      by Mordecai on Monday March 04, @10:47AM
      What about sturgeon? or Brewers' yeast?


    Re: Green Eggs in Hell
    by J. A. on Monday March 04, @11:28AM
    Oops, I stinked up my pants
    I dropped a big load
    for you to behold
    It's not that soggy though

    Re: Green Eggs in Hell
    by Ataniell Rising on Monday March 18, @10:57PM
    I love it!

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