Green Eggs in Hell

I finally followed through on it...
<evil grin>

"Well, well, well."
"What's that smell?"
"Ain't it swell? This is Hell.
As for me, I'm Samael.
Have a seat and rest your legs.
Have a dish of my green eggs.
Have several, you really should.
Try them! Here! They're wikkid good!"

"I will not eat green eggs in Hell,
I will not eat them, Samael!
I will not eat them in the fire,
nor with the demonic choir.
I will not eat them in the pit,
I will not eat them mixed with... IT.
I will not with the Sabbath Goat,
I will not in old Charon's boat.
I will not eat them here or there,
that Vergil guy can have my share.
I will not in the flaming lake,
with Milton, Dante, or with Blake.
I tell you right now, Samael,
I will not eat green eggs in Hell!
Get thee behind whoever sent thee!
I won't eat them with nepenthe.
I will not eat them by the Styx,
I will not eat with heretics,
I will not eat them in the mud,
nor in that stream of boiling blood.
I will not eat them with the wrathful,
by the cup or by the bathful.
I won't eat them with usurers,
I won't with the false counsellors,
with tyrants, buggers, suicides,
nor even the unsanctified.
One thing is certain, which is this:
I will not eat green eggs in Dis!"

"Don't be such a Pollyanna --
c'mon, c'mon, you know you wanna!
What, you some kind of epicure?
You will like them, I am sure!
Here's a trowel, dig right in --
it's really just a venial sin..."

At which point (for which ye may be truly thankful),I ran out of steam...

Heh.

      -- M

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