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from the speak-of-the-devil dept.
A cut-out-and-keep guide!
Always describe Crowley as a 'Satanist' and focus on his self styling as 'The Great Beast 666'. Use his name to prop up any news story that needs a picture of a goat or a bald nutter hastily photoshopped onto it.
Never use the word 'mystic', 'visionary', 'poet', (unless scoffing) or 'Prophet of the New Aeon', ever. Everything he did, said, wrote, painted, etched, carved, etc., was bad. You may want to mention he climbed the odd mountain so it looks like you at least did some research.
Crowley’s philosophy is called Thelema. The quickest way to describe this for your readers is by quoting his key phrase
'Do What Ever you want’.
Make sure you ram home the horror of this. Freedom does not work. It will kill you, and rape you while eating your babies. Make sure you remember the babies part; this is important.
On no account read anything he actually wrote.
Make sure you quote him on child sacrifices. The Evil Black Magic Satanist Crowley said:
'Male children, yeah mate, I kill thousands of them every year'
Then you can link him to any schizophrenic killers you want.
Note: If a schizophrenic claims 'God' or 'Jesus' made them do it, do not blame Christianity. This is obviously the work of a lone nutter and not the fault of 'God' or 'Jesus'.
Any idiot with a pentagram or some item of black clothing or a long coat or that looks a bit funny is an 'occultist' or 'satanist' and their actions should be blamed on Crowley. He was a very bad man indeed and really quite spooky looking too.
Key Facts to cut and paste into your article
You can’t libel the dead. Just make up anything spicy, he's bound to have done it.
Stories you can link to Crowley:
Heavy Metal, Heroin, Nu Metal, Goths, Marilyn Manson, Charles Manson, Masons, Paedophilia, Bestiality (esp. goats), Necrophilia, 666, Rave culture, UFOs, Tim Leary, Hitler, Tellytubbies, Satan, Devil, Evil, Possession, Homosexualists, Vampires, Witches, The Whore of Babylon, Sex, drugs, rock and roll, and anything a bit spooky.
Remember, impressionable people read your articles, so it is your moral duty to smear this evil character and create a sales boosting news story at the same time. Please circulate this to your other busy colleagues. I hope this saves you all time, effort and thought.
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